Lexi, 20

papillonnne:

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ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

cyclesofsaturn:

punkpuppydragon:

cindysuke:

ernmark:

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

  • The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
  • The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
  • The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
  • The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
  • The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
  • We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

truly a strange language

Thanks I hate it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

English is such a fun bastard.

(Source: lukecastellan)

flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

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aceofsquiddles:
“ life-of-eris:
“If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and...

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

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(Source: fuck-customers)

eggings:

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

thetiniestbabby:

copperbadge:

hockeystix:

cyrilthewolf:

sortyourlifeoutmate:

truckfondler420:

a11madhere:

shiftingpath:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

vergak:

cuentosallaround:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

(Source: catchymemes)

crunchwrapofnotredame:
“ dontouchperi:
“ faustbot:
“ STOP BEING TINY
”
Is this what you monsters wanted??
” ”

crunchwrapofnotredame:

dontouchperi:

faustbot:

STOP BEING TINY

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Is this what you monsters wanted??

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(Source: bunnyfood)

just-shower-thoughts:

Shoutouts to all the cowboys who rode off into the sunset at the end of the movie, only to set up camp ten minutes later when it gets dark